A St. Patrick’s Day Poem…Inspired by Dr. Suess


 

 

 

 

March 17, 2017 – St. Patrick’s Day                                                         Nancy Pilling

Inspired by the master…Dr. Suess!!!

 

I am Sam…Sam I am!

I do not like green beer and lamb,

No, no…I do not like green beer and lamb,

Even if my name is Sam!

 

I like beer with a golden hue,

Full body with a malted flavor

Smooth to the palate but with a wee kick too!

 

 

Green beer began,

With a damn Leprechan!

‘Fiddle dee dee!

Fi Fie Fo Fum!

He wore a tattered green top hat,

Boots and britches that did not fit well,

Ah! But his top coat of green velvet did look mighty swell!

 

The fiend had a face ugly as sin,

With a loud cackle he held up his glass,

And with a devilish grin,

He challenged the folk with a passionate cry,

‘Drink a toast to the Emerald Isle,

No potatoes – for sure,

But plenty o’ ale!’

Drink to the Saints

Who are long since dead!

 

Drink to the poor bastards,

Who…through their own stupidity…lost their head.’

‘You’ll never catch me. Oh no, you won’t!’

Me pot o’ Gold remains a mystery,

Secured in and riddled in history,

It is on this day that I taunt,

 

‘Chase those rainbows, high and low,

Catch ‘em and a 1,000 gold pieces to you will go!

Be swift now, if you dare,

But have a care.’

 

Roast a lamb in good faith.

And raise a glass,

St. Paddie’s day will soon pass,

 

Your memory of green beer and lamb,

Will leave you with queasy disgust,

Yet a year from now…on this date,

Even though you may protest,

 

You’ll drink green beer and dine on lamb,

Even if your name is Sam,

 

You’ll scream in sickly delight as you play,

“My name is Sam…Sam I am!”

I do not like green beer and lamb!

But what the fuck,

I’ll raise a glass of green beer and with leg o’ lamb in hand,

And say to all my friends oh so dear,

I’ll say it is loud with no fear,

What will I say?

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY!!!

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